She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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