Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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