Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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