Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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