a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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