Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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