No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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