what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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