she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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