So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
