3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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