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I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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