new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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