She announced her abortion via fbk
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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