With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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