i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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