He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
How does one acquire holy water?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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