SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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