Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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