Sry I called you an 8
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I am one with the molecules
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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