I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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