Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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