Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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