It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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