her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just high enough for therapy.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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