Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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