I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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