he shaved USA in his pubs
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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