But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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