I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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