Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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