He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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