So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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