Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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