Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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