READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
we're so committed to being not committed
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
