Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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