R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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