gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
