At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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