We're like a lot better than the average bears
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
