so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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