But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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