their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
