some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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