That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I CAN MOONWALK!
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
