Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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