Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
wow bdsm is so cute
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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