I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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