cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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