Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
