I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This baby is an asshole
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
