Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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