why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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