Sry I called you an 8
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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