who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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